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Bye bye blogger and People.

2005-04-01T06:14:00.000-08:00

I'm gonna die soon, so i figured there's no use in writing in a blog anymore :)

Bye bye people!

School reopening :(

2005-03-24T05:27:00.000-08:00

Schools officially gonna open for me this monday :(
I have broken a record and not attended school for 1 sucessive week. LOL~ ppl Beat that! Dun go to school for 1 Week?

Anyway. Time to buck up. Prelims are coming! I'm not gonna stay online 24 hours a week and not gonna not attend school and Do my homework from now on. Yes. I have made a resolution to be a good girl.

Resolutions.
1) Do ALL homework.
2) Sleep early.
3) No computing till i have done my homework.
4) No Teeveeing till i have done my homework.
5) Get less than 10 for prelims.
6) No japanese Drama's till i have finished my homework.

Heh. I think thats about it lah :)

Zouk.Phuture.Velvet Undies :P

2005-03-22T23:05:00.000-08:00

Wahaha Who wanna go Zouk to see the Dj battle? I've been waiting for this for SO SO long! :) If ya wanna go tell me K!

Thank you Jesus for telling me! Will ring you someday!
Heheh Thats the advantage of knowing Jesus! Love that guy to bits!

Oh yes! Ppl if ya're going, root for Jesus. I havta pool supporters for him.

Doctor gave me some Anti-Swelling medicine again. LOL~ i went to school for about an hour of maths and to pass THE P.E teacher my Anti-physical education letter... and i decided to come home. Wahhahah~ I was about to cough my aesopahgus out and i was swelling real bad! Went to see Doctor Gabriel just now. Oh yes...My P.E teacher is no more Mr.Ahzar. Its Mr. Heng now. Life's no better, But hey :) i have my Anti-Physical Education letter For A month :)

My mum's A SLOG. She doesn't cook, clean, wash and does anything cept for going out and sleeping and Smoking. Fwah~ I'm damn hungry! And furthermore. I have no more money left :P

Jake's Gonna treat me to BIG O's This sunday! *yay* I hope the swelling goes down by then. If not...i'll look like a probiscus monkey -.- *Bawls* My nose is swollen real bad. IT LOOKS BIG=GIGANTIC=ENORMOUS. Prays. Anyone knows a way of reducing swelling? Tell me tell me quick! LOL~

I rest My case :)

The little Book of Big questions.

2005-03-22T03:54:00.000-08:00

:D I changed my layout. Nice? Tell me Tell me Tell me~

I had a Rude awakening This morning. Hate it when ppl disrupt my sleep. *pissed*
My face is still swollen. I feel Bloated! I think i won't go to School tomorrow. LOL~ Marilyn might be Pissed.

Lum May Yee is so pretty! Argh, So jealous! Went to meet Jake and Cryssie just now! LOL~ they're blady funny :D OOH~ i ate so much today. Feel very fat! Who wouldn't? One Bowl of Macaroni, One plate of fruits, One plate of chicken rice, Bratswurts sausage, Rice with vegetables,chicken and Egg, Half a box of Ice cream which means 0.75 litres of Fats! Delifrance pastry, DONUTS and Sweets! I had so many sweets.

I've decided To spend my time thinking how i can earn a hundred thousand before i'm 21 :) See, i'm so ambitious!

Ooo~ and my mum has been going out late at night and not returning very frequently... ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I"M thinking? LOL~ Gonna take a bath now! Asta la vista :)

^-^

2005-03-21T03:58:00.000-08:00

Went to buy birthday presents for Ashley and Marilyn This morning :)

Bought something intellectual for them, cause they need it.

Yes and my dad said he'll get me a whole new wardrobe if i manage to do well in prelims. -.- What a retarded condition to make. He's gotta prepare to spend alot of *Ka ching* on my clothes! Muahahaha cause I'm a genius and a genius will definitely do well in Prelims. Put it simply, He's fighting a losing battle.
Hardy Har Har! Mar was complaining about school today LOL~ thank god i didn't go. Shitties. School timetable has changed. Now i can't escape after school no more -.- Darn.
I have a Vewy Vewy sweet tooth! LOL~ nothing sweet can escape my tooth! But, Today, my dad bought me such a sweet chocolate bar, I swear i'll never eat anything sweet Ever again! You can't believe how sweet it is!

To dad,
Just in case you didn't know, You succeeded in preventing me from being a diabetic.
Love Charlene.
(i know you read my blog)

Its called |...well, naturally.| Low carb bar, a delicious chocolate coated snack. Chewy chocolate.

So all you who are on a diet or wanna prevent diabetes, Go eat it.
Chelsea's so gonna win the EPL. *Crosses fingers and hopes Man U doesn't win anymore matches*
There's Desperate Housewives Tonight :)) But i can't wait for Amazing Race! I'm rooting for Rob And Amber, Hope They Woop Some Gays' Ass!

Dun you think Lindsay Lohan looks like JOJO, The thirteen year old singer? I think they look like two peas in a pod. Fancy that?

Nasal Worries.

2005-03-20T02:31:00.000-08:00

You know the last time I hit my nose... Its swollen till now. =/
Its surprising cos everytime I hit my nose... It EITHER bleeds or bruises or hurts.
This time...its Swollen and bruised and Painful. All three in one. Ain't that Dandy?

I know i'm a Klutz. Went to see the doctor and she said that my Nasal tip has lost its structure and i have to stop hitting it before i damage it permanantly. She gave me some medicine to bring down the swelling. And there's a BIG SCAR on my knee
:( Oh yes...the doctor wanted to inject my nose with something. I FREAKED. Literally freaked. Once i saw the needle, i became a oversized 3 year old baby in a shipwreck. In the end, she did not inject. She said if anything happens again, i need to get something done pronto. LOL~

Schools starting tomorrow. Damn.
Madonna's *two thumbs up* My idol :) Dug up her old albums and she's actually quite good. My dad's a fan thats why i have all her old albums~ Material Girl :P

Ain't that dandy.

2005-03-18T00:06:00.000-08:00

All's lost in the game of Love and hate,
the mighty Proclamation of Change.
The Disastrous Outcome of Hope,
the immaculate perception of Life.
Nothing Matters Anymore.

I should have taken literature :) My Literature has Improved. And i finally figured out the beauty of poetry -.-

I hit my nose just now and i have another band aid on it. I've stopped swelling and i just had my cast removed. I can walk now and imagine Charlene saying this," i swear i'll never skip P.E again."

Yes, i swear i'll never skip Physical Education again. Now i know the joys of walking. I've lost all my voice and my throat hurts and i can't wait to go clubbing! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~

Doesn't anyone fancy caucasians here?

Honestly...Who loves Chilli?

2005-03-16T03:08:00.000-08:00

I had chilli camouflaged in my Chicken Char Siew Rice just now and i almost ate it. Thank god i didn't...if not, i would have hunted down the person who put Chilli in it. Muahaha I'm being such a Drama Queen. Yups but anyway, Half of my charsiew was inedible due to the chilli *POUTS* it spoiled my lunch!

Ps* Todays Entry is gonna be a spoiler, so if you dun wanna hear me grumbling, STOP READING.

Yes, back to where i stopped. I have not eaten my dinner due to my overly puffy face and inability to find my mouth. My cheeks are like balloons and my eyes are barely visible. Sounds grotesque enough? Kidding. Its cos my overly lazee piggish mother said she would buy dinner home today, But she Fell asleep. Now, i have to Cook my own dinner. Damn.
Friggingly frustrated now cause my double eyelids refuse to show up, leaving me with single eyelids...which looks Horrid! No matter how hard i try to get my eyelids back to norm, It just doesn't fold -.- SO UGLEEEE!
*No offence to all yee Single Eyeliders.
My eyes feel damn uncomfortable, I dun have dinner, I'm figgin hungry , i have a puffy face, a noisy puppy and mother and not enough sleep.

Seriously, Paris hilton should get a brain. If i were Nicole Ritchie... I would feel like someone Else's BITCH. People are watching the Show because of Nicole Ritchie. Nicole is the one who is saying all the funny things and does all the stupid thing. Paris is like an Extra who only says,"Thats Hot" Let me Emphasize on the ONLY SAYS.
The stupid media is Giving all its attention to Paris! I don't get it! WHY NOT NICOLE? She sexee, hot, funny, pretty and Stupid. She has all the traits guys want, Furthermore she's blonde too. A dumb blonde. Paris is also a dumb blonde... But paris is too dumb already -.-'

I think i should start Bitching another time LOL. Bear with me :))

All thanks to a certain someone.

2005-03-14T21:51:00.000-08:00

I didn't have enough sleep all because...

1) I dreamt i was an elephant...all thanks to a certain someone Named Ricky.
2) Someone called me in the middle of the night whilst i was sleeping and we managed to talk for 20 mins, When i woke up, i didn't remember what we talked about...all thanks to a certain someone named Yi sheng.
3) Someone was in the hospital and came back in the middle of the night and had to knock on my door to see if i was awake, I was asleep and i did awaken...all thanks to a certain someone named MY MOTHER.

All thanks to these 3 ppl, i didn't have a good nights sleep...*pouts* I'm damn moody prolly due to Pms and i dun look like a rodent anymore. I look like a camel. I need help a.s.a.p -.-

-.-

2005-03-14T03:01:00.000-08:00

I'M UPSET!

My grandmother just suffered a stroke. She can't talk, walk and do anything. So she needs to have a maid and someone to look after her. And as expected, Nobody in the family is willing to look after her and give her lodging. Now she's going to stay at my house. Honestly, Her children should be ashamed of themselves-.-

* There's this post that i wanna post so badly, but because of certain ppl who might be offended by these crap, I can't. So if you wanna know, Message me on msn :)*

My mum might not go overseas now and i won't get to crash the house, But its all worth it :)

G spot-String

2005-03-13T22:08:00.000-08:00

Thanks to Marilyn and Ashley for the Early birthday present :)

They gave me a black G-string with butterflies! Reason being THEY WANNA SEE ME IN IT!
So, maybe maybe MAYBE on my birthday, you guys will get a preview :)
Wahahahaha!

My face is still swollen. My dog doesn't reconise me and my mum freaked out when she saw me. Heck.

I need to get new jeans. My old jeans are really loose. I could stuff a chicken in it. Ok, i exagerated. Its just really loose. And Its monday, There's desperate housewives tonight! YAY!

Why does the G spot and G string start with a G? Why is G so sex related? Anyone knows, Enlighten me K?

:)

2005-03-13T02:23:00.000-08:00

I'm back:) and i look like a hamster. LOL~ the operation caused my face to swell really badly -.- One of the main reasons why i feel depressed.

Imagine everyday waking up with a face like mine, Bad enough ya?
Now its even worse, Its swollen and a little bruised. I wake up and look at the mirror and get a shock of my life. Furthermore, i don't look like a cute hamster. I look like a hamster that got beaten up by the bigger hamsters.

But the pro's of the operation is that i cannot walk for 5 to 6 days, So my dad borrowed my grandpa's wheelchair! WOOOHOOOOOOO~ i repeat myself! WOOOHOOOOOO~ damn fun! Its remote controlled :) I know i'm lucky, so ppl, Please dun be envious! LOL...so Bhb!

i swear i'll never go for another operation. I would rather lose my leg than go for Another operation. The doctor gave me some sleeping gas thing so that i'll fall asleep whilst he gives the injections and stuff ya? BUT BUT BUT. He gave me the injections before giving me the sleeping gas! How retarded is that? Needles are my worst enemy.It hurt like MAD! The best thing is the doctors room is decorated with many stickers, Not normal stickers, But stickers of ice creams, teddy bears, dolls, cubes, CLOWNS AND BUTTERFLIES! CLOWNS and BUTTERFLIES= horrible combination cos i have phobia's of butterflies and clowns. This is what happened.

Doctor: Dun worry so much, everything will go fine.
*and the next moment, i feel needles in my leg*
Doctor: Think about HAPPY things.......
* i fell asleep after that *

The doctors equivalent of HAPPY things was prolly what was stuck on his wall! -.- How ironic.
I rest my case -.-

Bye bye people :)

2005-03-09T23:33:00.000-08:00

I'm going in for my operation :)

So, just in case i don't return alive.

I LOVE YOU ALL :)

And if i die, Tell Mdm See that i'll be waiting in HELL for her. Amen.

If i go to heaven, Please tell Mdm See that i'll pray for her in HELL. God bless.

I rest my case. Muacks.

Ms Know it all,

2005-03-09T00:44:00.000-08:00

Saxaye. Satisfied? Nah

2005-03-05T00:09:00.000-08:00

So long since i posted :)

O level results were outt and as expected, Venessa did amazing well :) *congrats congrats* Yi sheng. Lets not go there -.-"

JJ as expected did presumably Ok. My cousin, Counting that he's born stupid but with the virtue of Hardworkingness, Scored 11 points. But, too bad he can't get into Temasek Junior College. LOL~ still imagining after he got his results, he told me that he qualified for Temasek and would DEFINITELY get in -.- *what a brag right?* LOL~ -Smirks- I feel so devious, canniving, Evil saying this about my cousin... But he deserved it. :)

Oooh and i finally found my birthday bear the day before :) So happy! I also found Yi shengs one! I was looking high and low for Ven's and JJ's one...but couldn't find larr! So it'll have to wait :)

Wah~hah and my mensa test just came out. It improved by 21 :) Just thinking i took my mensa test when i was 12, and now i'm 17. It grew by an impressive 3 marks per annum -.- Impressive eh? (hints sarcasm) Oh and i'm forbidden to do Bioscience.. all those cloning shit due to a very high activity in a certain part of my brain-.- Now tell me how lame is that? LOL~ My dad's Mensa results WAS 233 and that was a few years back :) I think he's IQ has detioriated by now lah. LOL~ i'll be catching up with him soon :)

Char's IQ - 165 Char's Age - 17
Dad's IQ - 233 Dad's age - 55

Presumably my IQ grows 21 evey five years and my dad's Iq is stunned. I'll be as smart as my dad when i am 49. Muahahah that proves taht i'm smarter than my dad.
*dad i know that you read my blog. The previous information is meant for you*

Top secret Information

2005-02-23T03:08:00.000-08:00

Yesss. I have top secret information on when the O level results are coming :)

Actually, I have a spy in the M.O.E. Lol~ The results are coming out on the 28th of febuary. Muahaha Hail me queen on the Nitty details. I have connections :))

LOL~ my cousin is working in M.O.E and she has all access to it! Muahahahaha.

Today was a bad day. Shan't talk about it.

The girl guides are having a fund raiser tomorrow. So must support! *Whooosh* and Ms Teh came down from the fourth storey to the gals toilet and told me i'm taking too long in it. She asked me if i was done talking to Jody. LOL~ First class treatment back to the classroom. -.- Roger and out.

Eight million Gods and demons.

2005-02-22T04:58:00.001-08:00

I just finished a story book :) *Applause please*

Its called Eight million Gods and demons. It portrays a japanese family and how the Japanese felt about the war. Really good story line. Ppl, you should go read.

There's this shop at Bugis that sells killer nice polo tees *Wagamama drools* Its at the corner of and they sell both male and female tees:) What a steal...

Ah huh! O Level results are gonna be out soon :)) Good luck to all you suckas out there. And especially to my dear Ven. I seriously think she wanna go to RJC to be with her sweetheart Zen..Hmm hope she does well *Yay* good luck.

And i'm FAT FAT FAT, OBESE. Just yesterday I was 42kg...now i'm 44kg-.- Ok, i'm exagerating a little...A LOT. I'm not fat...Just heavier. See. Like i said, my diet never works cos i just can't stop eating. I make up my mind not to eat THAT MUCH. but i end up eating A LOT. I think i have worms in my stomach =X

The most ironic thing is my mum thinks i'm on a diet, refusing to swallow the fact that she see's me in and out of the kitchen at least 12 times a day eating my brains out. She says i look Gay now, How dandy is that?

Oh yes, i took my height and weight today again:) I GREW! I'm 161cm now. Let me emphasize it again. 161cm, thats 1.61m to you. Muahahahha i'm taller:D

Its wednesday tomorrow:) School ends early! Happy happy. I shall go home and study. Oh and my little cousin is coming over tomorrow to download some stuff to my com from his handphone -.- By the way, he isn't that young. He's already 16 -.-

Ah~craving for some peanut butter and chocolate sandwitch now...going to eat. Swallow it:) Ciao.

Analysers

2005-02-15T22:32:00.000-08:00

We were analysing boobs today :))

I still have to admit. Mine's the nicest. Period. Cos it's all evened out. Muahahahha I have the boobs and the butt. Wahahaha -.- Lame shit. As you can see. Other than myself, NOONE ELSE AMITTED THAT MY FIGURE IS THE BEST. They're jealous. Woot woot. ^-^

Oh yes. We did not let the male species off.

Feroz- A cup. Nothing much.
Heider- B cup. Ok material
Dax- C cup. Now we're talking.
Yi sheng- D cup >.< In case you all didn't know. He's really busty.
Oh and there's these secondary one boy. He called the shots. I say He's an E cup. E for elephant. Boy that boy's busty :)

Oh, and amelia sent me a photo today. This guy had INTROVERTAED nippies. How gross is that? How can your nippie be introverted...Like the other way in?

Heck. Better stop talking about breasts and nippies -.-

Ah yes, I just cooked spagetti. Yummy yummy. The best spagetti in the world- Cos i cooked it. Muahahaha i'm such an egoist. Going to eat now. So Sayonara and Happy Belated Valentine's day =X

Dear Chinese New Year

2005-02-09T23:12:00.000-08:00

Sick sick sick sick sick on CHINESE NEW YEAR.

Was hospitalised yesterday with a 42 degree fever. Believe?

And the best thing was i didn't manage to collect any HONG BAOS.

Damn Sad. -.-

I'm not allowed to go out today. I wanna collect HONG BAO'S.

At least i won $4 from my cousins yesterday whilst playing Dai Dee :) Hail me the queen of Dai Dee. Muahahhahahahaha *Peng* The fever is killing me- Buhbyes.

blogger boredom

2005-02-05T20:39:00.000-08:00

Muahahaha i finally have the "unlaziness" to blog.

Went to Fi Fi's barbecue yesterday... And i had SOoo much to eat. I feel fat.
Let me see:
1. 5 plates of fried rice, Which by the way tasted awesome.
2. 7 or 8 small tarts with CHOCOLATE FILLING ( The #1 culprit to obesity )
3. Many Many fruits, which i don't think causes any harm to my physique...but when you add them all up, You'll get fat.
4. One plate of bee hoon.
5. Chicken NuggetS
6. Bandung...Many cups of Bandung

The best thing is that i don't like bandung. And i managed to consume so many cups of it. That proves what a slog i am. Damn. And and and before i went to the barbecue...i had yong tau fu, some guave snacks, my breakfast(1 egg, 2 Garlic bread, Bak kua and chicken rice and macadamia nut chocolate.) Wah shit lah. I need to go on a diet, like Eddee.
But actually, Eddee doesn't need to go on a diet. Guys look nicer when they're fat. And the bestest thing is that Eddee is not fat. He's buff. And that's sexee. Muahaha
EDDEE THE SEXEE =X
Ok. I'm gonna start my diet tomorrow... Cos i'm eating bak kwa now. So i might as well eat all that i want today and diet tomorrow, Which is also not a good thing cos Jazebel just reminded me that my dieting has never worked BEFORE =X I feel like a failure. Ah. fcuk it.
Yes, I bought fi fi a gay peppermint spray, LOL the packaging looks belahdee cute so i bought in case anything happens to his, erm, Sexuality. -.-
Oh... my cousins grandma died. She was 93... So, My poor cousin won't be collecting any hong bao's this year. Muahahaha i feel sorry for the old lady, but i feel even sorrier for my cousin. *smirks* I'm so happy. Cos we used to compare hong bao money... and i always had less. Now, I'm gonna have more:) I'm finally gonna win...
Ahh bullcrap now i know i'm not a slacker, I have the competive edge in me =X
Heh thats all. Astaa lavista babee's:)

This explains why my social studies sucks.-.-

2005-02-01T01:17:00.000-08:00

Your Dominant Intelligence is Logical-Mathematical Intelligence

You are great at finding patterns and relationships between things.Always curious about how things work, you love to set up experiments.You need for the world to make sense - and are good at making sense of it.You have a head for numbers and math ... and you can solve almost any logic puzzle.
You would make a great scientist, engineer, computer programmer, researcher, accountant, or mathematician.

What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?

Barking Woes

2005-01-31T14:41:00.000-08:00

My dog just woke me up. She has been really noisy lately...Pms i suppose =S

My mum complained to me that the dog has been barking non-stop and she could not take it.

I said,"You're not alone, The dog ain't that noisy compared to you, Now you know how i feel."

I just made THEIR barking worse.

It's an early tuesday morning and i'm damn tired and i have to go to school which apparently ends at 3.20pm -.- Life is a tremendous torture. Where's the love.

Thank god school ends early tomorrow... Going to buy material from spotlight with my stepmum. She pays for everything, and i get a free ride home. Hooray. I don't feel like blogging...NO NO. I don't feel like typing anymore cos i just wrote 2 questions on social studies worth 6 pages long and my hands are stinging. Bb. Jaa~ ne =/

Untrained Men are like naughty Puppies.

2005-01-28T10:14:00.000-08:00

A little theory about men. I realised they're like DOGS.

1. They stay out late and scratch at the door to be let in.
2. They wee on the floor.
3.They think they can get away with murder by gazing mournfully into your eyes.
4.They whine when you say no.
5 Dogs are like pack animals. They Don't appreciate democracy. They like to have a boss to look up to and who sets the rules, LIKE MEN.
6.Male dogs are more likely to be dominant, agressive and destructive.
7. Dogs respond to rewards and develop bad habits when bored.

To be fair to the men, Women are like dogs in certain ways also.

1. Female dog are easier to obedience train, House train and more demanding of affection.

So now you know why women are better than men? Its a sexist comment. I know:D Oh yes yes, And i forgot to say how you can be a good trainer to your dogs.

1. Do be realistic with your expectations of your dog, Cause their thick in the head.
2. Do treat your dog who is implicitly do as it is told.
3. Do be leader: You initiate all activity, not him.
4. Don't give in to your dogs demands to be stroked and cuddled.
5. Don't let your dogs go through the doors or downstairs before you, Ladies first:D

I know this is very very demeaning to guys, But hey? What can i say:D Any objections?

Bwah~gonna eat my breakfast now:D

Fcukfaced teacher who'll die an old virgin.

2005-01-27T01:12:00.000-08:00

Anybody knows the really pretty Teacher in our school called Ms tan? Mrs Elsie Tan's daughter?

Well she sucks. Today she confiscated Rosanna's Mp 3 player. $500 bucks. So... She asked me to try get it back for her. I obliged.
I went up to her and asked her back for it cos it was freaking expensive and it was a free period so basically there was nothing wrong in listening to it. She made some noise and said no. So i asked if she's gonna pass it to mdm see. She said no. I asked if she was going to pass it to the discipline mistress, and she said she would think what to do with it. So i told her that she's responsible for it and if anything happened she would be liable, And asked her whether she could pass it to mdm see cos she was our form teacher. She said she would think about it. -.- I mean what the hell has she got to think about? So i told her that she is not our teacher and she should pass it with someone who has authority. She hesitated again. So i said," If anything happens to this Mp3 you're held liable. I hope you don't lose it cos if you do you're in for it. And if i get my parents to come down to get the freaking Mp 3 and its not with the DM or Mdm see, You're also in for it. COS MY FORM TEACHERS MDM SEE. I certainly wouldn't like to see you lose your job. And i certainly wouldn't like my dad make a big fuss in the office and show you what he is capable of." * Sounds cocky?* * she deserved it.

Now i know why she didn't have friends in TKGS. She's a pathetic LOSER! Now i know why she IS so ashamed of her belahdee self. She's mean and cunning and deceitful and a EVIL woman. She puts on airs and am VERY certain she would die an OLD VIRGIN. Oh ya. I forgot to say why she's ashamed of herself. She doesn't want anyone to tell the Ex-TKGians about her. She SAID she didn't have many friends. LIKE REAL. She DOESN'T have any friends. She's such a poor woman.SAD. Tsk tsk.

ok ok Enough bitching about her. She's a bitch herself already, The poor thing. As i said:D COMPLAINING MAKES YOU MORE BITTER.

Went to parkway to eat pretzels today:D I had three. Chocolate and cinnamon sugar and sour cream and onion. :D Gee~ Yummy yummy (LOVE) pretzels:)
And i left school early today again. Didn't wanna go for A maths and art. Now i gotta go do my social studies! Tons of homework~ sigh. Bye...and Next time you see that fcukface of a teacher, Mind stpping on her shoe for me.

2005-01-25T22:06:00.000-08:00

Lets not talk about the many disgussting things that happened to me today. I discriminate my past.

I'm never eating banana's anymore due to a certain incident which is too grostesque to depict.

I'm never eating pretzels after my $400 feast on them and i ain't eating macaroni again.

I'm in a foul mood. Guess why?

Baked beans taste bland and i have no appetite to eat anything ANYMORE. Oh and my mum just kissed my dog on the mouth after the dog licked my toe. Revenge is so sweet.

Terence has a gay admirer, so does samuel. And the other samuel is gay. Tell me what has the world become?
My dada says i can be a cook and he'll open a restaurant for me which is great unless i have to cook spagetti and make garlic bread and steak for the rest of my life.
I have tons of social studies notes to do which i actually am gonna do cos mrs siva's just so nice i can't disappoint her.
I should have finished my O levels last year but i didn't. Isn't my life screwed. . . I feel like a fcuktard.
I seriously need a mood swing now cos my mood is in the dumps. Amen.
And tuche to the guy called CK. You deserve to rot in hell.

Madness mania.

2005-01-25T05:18:00.000-08:00

I just woke up and is in the foulest of moods.

My mum just asked me what i wanted to become when i was older.
I told my mum that i wanted to study sociology and psychology and be a psychologists, She scolded me. She said that i'll become mad because i will have so many problems of my own and other people's, i'll burst.
Fine~ Then i said i wanna be a doctor, Most parents would be sooo happy to hear that their children has the determination to work hard and become something great like a doctor, She actually scolded me again, saying that i'll faint with the onsight of blood.
Never mind that~ I said i wanted to be a lawyer, She scolded me again, saying taht being a lawyer is no good. I'll have to help bad ppl.
When i said i wanted to become a banker or accountant, she told me taht i would embazzle the money.
When i said i wanted to become a nurse, she said i was hopeless.

Then, She asked to me try advertising and marketing. She said she's not going to pay for my education if i don't take advertising and marketing. -.- Tell me whats the use of asking me what i want to be when i'm not given a chance to choose?

Thank god for my father. What he said is true. father said, "Thank god i'm her husband, i can leave her anytime i want, You can't. Once she's your mother she'll always be your mother. You're so pathetic baby, now come give daddy a hug :D" -.- Yippee! Now you know how retarded my family is. Guess thats where my retardedness came from *faints*

Banana Foggot

2005-01-24T21:46:00.000-08:00

I just had beancurd and a garlic bread and a banana for lunch. Oh yeah and 6 packets of peanuts * small packets* and a cup of Mocha milk. -.- Sounds disgusting ya? Anyway... I made my Garlic spread:D Its world famous! ^-^ ok I'm exagerrating, But it can be world famous! Serious. Everyone who had tasted wanted more:D Muahahaha. Wanna try?

Left school early again...was too lazy to stay for the extra lessons. Fell so belahdee sleepy. Me and marilyn walked out as usual and took a cab home~

Can you belive how unlucky i was?

1. i spilt macaroni all over someone's pants and my arm, Cos someone knocked into me.
2. My mango NATA DE COCO drink had NO NATA DE CO CO in it. Imagine how pissed i was? Chances of that happening are basically one in a million.
3. i bumped my toe on a wall
4. When i was walking in the canteen, some idiot pushed the whiteboard all of a sudden for no apparent reason and it hit my head.

So now i'm full, i'm going to bathe and sleep:D Night

Aunty Anne's No more

2005-01-23T23:05:00.000-08:00

Today that idiot had to reach a quota and i needed to help him clinch deals:D

So....
Being the persuasive and Good saleswoman i am, I managed to clinch 4 deals. Pssst he's the pro and he only clinched one. Tsk tsk How pathetic.

Hate asking ppl to buy. HATE IT HATE IT. it feels like begging. Deriving at the conclusion, I can't be a saleswoman. No way hoS^e~

Went to the dentist today. It hurt like MAD. Well maybe cos the dentists mad anyway. MAD MAD MAD I TELL YOU. Ah yes~ and when they asked me to get alif, luqman, Feroz and Nazzie, I came up with lame shit excuses like, Oh~Feroz went for basketball match, Luqman is the referee, Alif is the backup player and nazzie is the cheerleader. *Nobody wants to go to the dentist.

I sooo wanna take sociology and physcology. But they dun give diplomas for sociology and physco in temasek. Hecks, i really wanna go into that school. *I'm serious this time, The stupid Raffles JUNIOR COLLEGE mother of a nonsense is really nonsense.*

I've piled up my homework which i not good, cos after last year, i was certain i learnt my lesson already -.- Guess it didn't get me enough :D Going to meet that old sucker now! See ya! muax maux muax ^-^

Calligraphy?

2005-01-21T22:28:00.000-08:00

Just got chosen for a calligraphy competition.

Isn't it quite dumb to participate?

China people and peeps from other schools are participating too....

You think i'll win? I doubt so. Retardedness.

There goes my $1000 cash prize. -.- *not that i'll win it anyway.

I'll scan the words in later. Haha. There's simple life tonight, Its so fun watching bimbo's on television. Duh^-^
Gonna buy mussels later.
Yes and now i'm so inspired to start my own label. Amelia has one of her own :D And the things she makes are so belahdee nice!!!

McCafe

2005-01-21T06:10:00.000-08:00

Desperate Housewife Airs on Monday! Boy it looks watchable :D

American Idol is sooo funny! And simons Hot hot hot hot~By the way, Its airing now!

Sushi and soup snax :D Its addictive" What else can i say?

My dog was sick today...the poor thing vomited. Stayed with her till my mum got home...Had to make Yi sheng wait for Half and hour :P
Went to McCafe to eat today:D Had a chicken sandwich Muahaha. After that wanted to bowl...But we decided to head over to his house to play cards :D After that, Yi sheng cycled me home-.- Mt ass hurts. Imagine sitting on the bike which is soooo hard all the way from bedok to siglap! *tiao* But still have to thank him lah. He was sweating like mad, The poor boy was so tired... wished i could have given him a massage.

Oooh~ there's this really nice clothing shop at the beach!!! It sells Drooling skirts! Man! i want the skirts lah! Muahaha Marilyn went to moonfish to eat today and apparently it was closed. Fancy going on a public holiday? Little dumb right! AH well~ can't blame her=X

I wanna to watch ELEKTRA and KINSEY and ALFIE! So many movies to watch. Thank god KINSEY and ALFIE are out cause i'm UNDERAGE :( *sad sad sad* Going to find the Pirated version though =x
Ok ok going to write down the ingerdients for my seafood spagetti already! I lost a bet to Y.s and he insists on seafood spagetti. The problem is I'm afraid of cooking seafood. Now tell me what should i do? I honestly wonder if there's such thing as vegetarian seafood? aiyaiyai! *headache*

Muahaha Advertisment blues

2005-01-19T05:33:00.000-08:00

Here's a link. Really cute advertisment:D

http://www.glico.co.jp/pocky/cm/pocky5_wm.htm

http://www.ezaki-glico.net/pretz/tvcm/pretz04L.html

http://www.ezaki-glico.net/pretz/tvcm/pretz04bL.html

Sheng says i look like her.

Nyp Escapade:P

2005-01-18T21:28:00.000-08:00

Today had to go to Nanyang poly. But i didn't feel like it. Gonna get a beta form tomorrow:D

It doesn't matter cause when you do the statistics, You're gonna waste more time in Nanyang poly than having a Beta. Imagine. Beta= detention, staying back 2 hours. Nayang poly1-4pm and you have to make your way back home on your own. it takes around one and a half hours to reach home so'll be home by 5.30 to 6. Thus i'm wasting around 4 and a half hours walking around -.- If i stay in school, i'll have 2 hours of solid revision which is to my advantage:D Furthermore its only one day!

School was short and sweet today, cept for the english. Me and mar were freezing. Oh yar. A question popped through my head during English. Will a gay and a butch fall in love? Technically speaking, They look at themselves as the other gender, So a butch will be a guy and a gay will be a girl. Guys and girls match ya?
So me and rosanna and mar ans ashley came to a conclusion that they will look normal on the outside but screwed in the inside-.-
Any comments? Tag.

I had a dream last night, and i was scolding vulgarities. The vulgarity was Kanena. I kept on scolding and scolding and scolding the same words and people around me kept on laughing at me scold them. Ironic? I know :S Maybe cos when i scold kanena i sound like i'm speaking japanese?? Argh anyway i'm going to makan! By babes:D

Pouts

2005-01-18T01:12:00.000-08:00

I just had a hair cut. Didn't like it.

It was a Thai woman. And she spoke to me in japanese. Her japanese was unclear and she kept asking me where i lived -.-

I think the dentist is back this year. I saw the trailer. Todays school was TORTURING. I drew a bunch of shit and Mr. Ng actually liked it. The best thing is that it was meant to be shit. I wanna drop art and the only way that i can do it is by the teachers teaching me admitting i have no talent in it. Now do you think i can drop art? School ended at 3.20pm. Thank god it ends earlier tomorrow. But but but i have to go to Nanyang Polytechnic! Argh. Furthermore its compulsary. I'll think of a way to get out of it =X Hari Raya Haji is nearing. There's a holiday:D Yip Yip yay! Ah~ not in a very good mood now. Blog later. bye.

Rough patch

2005-01-17T01:06:00.000-08:00

I have a sushi craze! Maniac addiction i know =X

My cousin is going through a hard time :( Apparently he broke down and cried, saying that he can't cope with his secondary 4 work. Now here's the part where i come in. I am supposed to comfort him. -.- HOW LAME IS THAT? Like he's gonna listen to a kid who has gotten expelled and does crazee things? I don't come back early...i used to go clubbing, i'm spoilt and i drink and i fear NOthing! is that enough? Or you want me to elaborate more?

i think he has no mood to study cos he broke up with his girlfriend and he gave the excuse of not being able to cope=/ * i know him too well* i called him and talked to him. Sighz.

This is what happened.

Char: Hi kevin. you doing ok?
Kevin: Ya.
Char: i heard you can't cope...
kevin: Ya
Char: Why aren't you doing your tuition work?
Kevin: Cos you didn't do your work either.
Char: I did.
Kevin: No you didn't.
Char: i don't have tuition. and anyway if i did, i would have done my homework. If you gonna carry on like that... you're gonna stay back.
Kevin: OH. Like you.
Char: you need a-maths tuition?
Kevin: i don't take a-maths. What else can you offer? How bout social studies?
Char: you know i failed social studies. You know i can only teach maths.
Kevin: When can you take me clubbing?
Char: not now. you're still young.
Kevin: I'm sixteen. Remember? One year younger than you?

Ok. So it went on like that. Till the ending where i realised i was 17 this year! I'm god goodness gracious OLD! I feel so old now. And i bribed him. I told him if he passes, I'll get him into Zouk in the R&B's Dj box with the Dj called Jesus. So now you know how good i am in counselling o_O' I BRIBE my counselees to get good grades:D

Now i hope he doesn't pass. Cos i lost Jesus's number.
I'm gonna eat my Sushi now:D Ciao

2005-01-16T04:44:00.000-08:00

Yess. He lost more money to me. As expected. Met him after church and went to play again!

As you can see we are very boring people.

The reason being:
1. Venessa never meets me because she is stupid. (she admitted to it)
2. Yi sheng slacks and doesn't want to go to work.
3. Cryssie is always in Dance. ( and she can't admit to the fact she has no talent in it)
4. Jay jay is liberated cos she quit her work after 5 days without taking salary and went back to new york. (apparently what she did is = DUMB)
5. Cat is busy with many literature books to read.
6. Traxie is in a new school and she is still facing puberty which is Tough.
7. Vin is studying for his O's
8. Kelly is on a Diet and she won't go out to eat with me. Not even SALADS.

I'm a lonely gal. i wanna a new handphone. My old handphone is old and spoilt and too small. Its the smallest handphone i've seen. And and and i cannot get it till my dad's home. He'll only be home on the 23rd. Life sux. But thank god i'm not suicidal. Suicidals are scary. You might see them one day and they can die the next day =X
Singapore is playing Indonesia now:D I think singapore has a good chance Bet? anyone? I just finished meteor Garden... watched the first volume of love generation:D Man oh man its good! Japanese drama's are just so *dreamy* ^-^ I feel so girly! Its amazing to feel girly when everyone calls you a little boy and your boyfriend calls you 'eh, brother'. -.-Muahaha. I swear to keep long hair and not cut it no more. I will have patience for it to GROW! I just got a scolding from mdm see. She sent me an sms scolding me. Because my voice mail is really INTERESTING. try it out. Call- 91714897. Shawn also told me how MCH got tricked by my retarded voicemail:D I feel so acomplished. I feel like Hitler:D k i'm going to bed now... Flu's getting me real bad! Night suckers ^-^

Tempting Mistake =X

2005-01-15T06:25:00.000-08:00

Today.

Me and Dirty Old man went to the starbucks to study. I studied A maths. He studied e-maths.

i met Xin yi, Samantha, Someone whom i can't remember and gladys.

and...

We were bored.

An innocent evening turned dirty.
We went for sushi.

We went back to his house.
After that we played cards!

Then we started betting. It started with a meagre 20cents proceeding to a lump sum (that he owes me) of...a lot of money :D Har har har! Now i will finally have the extra money to buy all my Victoria S's, Skirt, Shoes and new computer games and the autographed tommy lee drumsticks :D He's gonna try to win it all back tomorrow. And thats good cause he will never win me! I'm a gambling goddess-.- He will lose more and he will pay me more and i will get all the stuff i want. I'll be happy. He'll be sad. But he'll get over it and we'll all be happy:D ain't that sweet? g2g! gonna watch Liu Xing hua yuan again =X Its a nice show ya know:D Nyahahaha ciao:D

School dismissed.

2005-01-12T22:04:00.000-08:00

Muahahaha! I left school early today with Mar...LOL!

Decided not to go for Art and A maths. So i'm back home whilst all the other kids on the block are SUFFERING. Just now me and mar went all round school telling everybody to say that i was seeing the principal and she was NOT THERE :p haha... It was like we were on a mission to spot any 4ebians and inform them on our sudden departure. Hope we don't get caught lah hor? Anyway...took a cab back and I'm slacking now.

Gonna Do my A maths revision and file my worksheets later...so it'll be easier for revising. Hee~ Venessa a.k.a AH NEH is such a good role model:D I'm becoming a good student already, not that i wasn't lah. -.-

Craving for macadamia chocolates now. anyway gotta go... update later after i have satisfied my crave. Muaxxxmuaxxxmuaxxx- Char who is extremely happy.

Surprise Surprise

2005-01-12T07:30:00.000-08:00

Hex... I just took the quizilla quizzie and they told me i like trouble makers. That explains all.... Surprise anyone?

Troublemaker it is:D

2005-01-12T07:26:00.000-08:00

You like the trouble making types.

What kind of guy are you most attracted to? (CUTE anime pics)

Why Why Why? Boredom kills.

2005-01-12T05:37:00.000-08:00

I'm Pissed. Vince is getting married? How can that be? It doesn't make sense.

It doesn't matter. He's a dumbass anyway.

I prefer fat guys. Playboys and Bad Boys:D *sniggers*

There's chinese spelling tomorrow. I'm gonna be good and study for it. Chapter 1.1 :D

Good news: I started filing my notes. I'm beginning to be RESPONSIBLE.

Bad news: 1. There's chinese exam on Friday and its secondary 3 work and i havn't studied.
news: 2. I'm too lazy to study.
news: 3. School ends at 3.20 pm tomorrow for belahdee christ's sake.
Ok thats a summary of my day.

Oh yeah... Plus i dyed my hair black today. I look gothicised. Muahahhaha. I took a nap and i'm feeling energised. I'm hooked on to raisins i can't stop eating them. I just finished my tuition and i feel like killing someone and Amazing Race is gonna start..so i'm gonna go watch now! Ciaoo! Update later.

Venessa the role model.

2005-01-11T05:52:00.000-08:00

OK. So i really need to go to RJC.

And there is one person who holds all the keys. VENESSA CHUA QIU TANG.

I didn't get my A1 for a maths cos of one differencition question.

NOW I'm GONNA GET IT!

I didn't get B3 for my humans cos of geog. AND SHE HAS THE NOTES.

NOW I'M GONNA GET IT!

Muahahaha. I love her to bits. Sometimes i wonder why she is my bestie and she is so hardworking and systematic whilst i'm ----a slacker. It just does not make a lot of sense. I should keep notes from now on. VENESSA will be my role model : D

Virgin Post

2005-01-11T01:26:00.000-08:00

Ok. I'm back.

Ok. I was unable to stay faithful to my last blog.

Ok. Now i promise to blog faithfully already!

Hehehe Its(was) the new year and i have decided to get off my bum and stop slacking and start doing something...Anddddd Thats blogging-.- Lame ya? Hrmp. I didn't go to school today?! And i wasn't slacking...i was really sick you see. Todays school finishes at 3.20pm -.- CAN YOU BELIEVE IT! The stupid school has changed so belahdee much. Lucky i didn't go today. How can kids tahan school from 7.30 to 3.20? Tsk. Everyone's working now...if not..their in Jc's. I feel belahdee friendless. I call Ven and she says. I have to stay in school till six everyday...Maybe we meet next week. I call jay and she's working... i call carol and she's working...i call Michelle and she says she's in french class... I call Dirty Old man and he says," Dear i'm with a client now..." If not he never answers the phone. You think he's really with a 'client'? Ah Fook...i'm beginning to think too much ya? AND... i call traxie and she says she's in school....i call vin and he says he's not free....i call eileen and we talk for about an hour before she puts down the phone saying she has this drama shitty. Crystal? Lets not get there. She has Dance. ARGHHHH life is meaningless. I should go suicidal. Furthermore its the O's this year. Ohhhh...can't wait for 'O's' to end. Plus plus plus... i still can't get over the 'shocking' fetish of meaty guys. I feel like going bowling next friday...hmmhmm..maybe i will:D And talking about friday! We have a stupid chinese exam every friday...that means i have to study for chinese evry week...Just Shoot me will you?

I think i better stop complaining...Complaining makes a person more unhappy!

Positive things that happened this week
1. Principal didn't laugh when i said i wanted to get into RJC. In which case i will.
2. Principal thinks i can make it into RJC. In any case i think he's being nice.
3. Principal refuses to let me drop art. When now thinking about it is a bad thing.
4. My hairs still coloured and they did not catch me. I'm dyeing it back today.
5. I have decided to move in with my grandmothers. When she dies.
6. my dad agreed on the rewards i wanted for my prelim results.
7. I'm seeing him tonight. Tuche.
8. The principal let me off on monday because i said i was feeling unwell. It was pure dishonesty though
9. My mum has lost the remaining half of her brain to god. She's going to batam to do a mission trip.
10. My mum's going to turkey on the 4th of april. That means i don't need to go to school for a few weeks as and when i feel like and she won't be home on my birthday.

Thats bout it...post later! Oh and if your blog add is not on my blog... tell me k!